It has been so hot in Mississippi until I started posting "It is so hot" jokes. My husband has said they are corny. Corny is good. My kids would call my jokes lame.
I guess I will let you all decide.
It is so hot, my glass of water begs for ice.
It is so hot my fan said "I quit."
It is so hot my shoes said "I'm not going out there!"
It is so hot, hell is sending people to Mississippi now.
It is so hot the shade was trying to come inside to the air conditioning.
It is so hot my sweat refused to come out in the heat.
It is so hot my deodorant went on strike.
It is so hot break dancers are melting on the sidewalks.
It is so hot breast feeding moms are producing condensed milk.
It is so hot the thermometer reads: medium rare to well done.
It is so hot the devil wouldn't vacation here.
Those are all I have. If you can think of another one please feel free to share.
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